Dear Mr. Jerk-face Driver,

• Please do not roll down your windows to yell and scream at men while they are driving.
• Don't try to intimidate them by trying to ram your truck into their little cars.
  
• Perhaps you just had a little too much to drink as you pulled a bandanna over your face and threw some metal at my husband through the open car window?
  
• Try to remember that the man you almost killed is someone's husband and soon-to-be father. His little family needs him to stick around for a long time yet.
  
• And, Mr. Jerk-Face, keep an eye out for this woman while you're on the road because if she sees you again things might get ugly.

Regards,

Angry Wife and Future Mother

P.S. You owe us for the scratch you inflicted on our car.